Total Medals Earned: 406 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,950 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Defeat your first enemy
Defeat 5 enemies
Defeat 10 enemies
Defeat 25 enemies
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/265 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 27
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Perform a perfect jump.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/395 points)
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Collect all the stars in each level
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without dying
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/35 points)
Play Charge Newgrounds!
Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1
Beat Level 1
Complete The Tutorial
Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2
Beat Level 2
Medals Earned: 14/16 (140/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub Castañon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Medals Earned: 5/11 (30/90 points)
Kill 1 enemy
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
see it.
Witness a Stepford miracle
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
this game done put pig physics innit
